The Book of Romans, it is used
to claim I must obey 'em.
But when I see my government
I'm more inclined to flay-em.
They round up Mexicans and those
who documents are lacking.
Instead of loving these they want
to give them a good smacking.

Bloggers here in Alamance,
racist rhetoric are spurtin'
They often use such hateful stuff,
words that are really hurtin'.
Not all conservatives are thus,
some can be quite lovin'
But Haters, up their bums, I say,
their keyboards should be shovin'

"Parasites intestinal!", Termites"
and "Rotten peasants!"
These and other names they fling
It's really quite unpleasant.
When I object, scriptures they quote
"God appointed all our leaders!"
But if that's true why did he choose
a bunch of bottom feeders?

Immigration bothers some who
are not rabid haters.
And we who welcome immigrants
are not a band of triators.
But we in Alamance it seems
are badly out of luck
for he who leads the movement
'gainst them is a redneck schmuck

At thetimesnews.com you'll read
the blog that I've been writin'.
And you can read the racist putz
that I have been a' fightin'
If you click "Blogs" and scroll on down
and click on "Readers' Forums"
Then look up top, click "blogs" again
and now you are a tourin'

through the madmen's cyberland
where racists are a roarin'.
and the passive sit right by
so softly, softly snorin'
My little Rat he bravely stands
and cries for "Ratvolution!"
The longer I'm in Alamance
the more that's my solution.