Sit me self down
And pour me self
A hot drink
Grab me pipe
And pouch
A little ready rub
Goes in

Stoke the fire
Feet up on me stool
Paper to read
Time to shut out the world

Rose’s red
Rose’s yellow
Rose’s white and pure

I send these roses
Just for you
For you are the one
I love and adore

Roses of red
Is my pounding heart
Beating to your charms

Summer is here
I fear

But work has to carry on
Oh dear
A T-shirt and shorts
To wear
To keep me cool
I think is fair

Think
I shall book a holiday
And go away
For a couple weeks

Stormy winds
And very rough seas
Relentlessly pounding
On our ship with ease
Baton down the hatches
Secure the swaying mast
Stop the cannons rolling
Net the barrels fast
We try in vain

What can I say
To make you stay
I don’t want you
To go away
What have I done
That so wrong
I always seem
To put
A foot wrong
Please tell me why
You feel like this

What’s your favourite colour?

My favourite colour is yellow

What’s your favourite drink?

A banana milk shake chilled with ice cream

What’s your favourite meal?

What shall we do today
On such a lovely sunny day
Shall we clamber into the car
And head for the coast
Laze about upon the beach
Or jump into the sea

Or

Shall we collect our bikes

Fresh flowers
For my beloved
A bottle of wine
For my dear
A box of chocolates
For the one I love
A hug and a kiss
For the one I hold so near
A romantic meal
I cook for two

A tramp
A gentleman of the road
I am
Have all my treasures
In this ere pram
A down and out
They say to me
Weather worn
But always cosy
A life I choose
I must admit

Can I help
You seem so low
Talk to me
And let it go
Don’t be afraid
To shed a tear
I’m here for you
To share your fears
I will help you
To reach for the light
And leave the dark

Teacher
Can you help me with my math
The sums I have
They don’t seem to add

You stupid boy
Look what you’ve done
You’re adding
When you supposed to subtracting

Cross my palm with silver
And I shall tell you
Your future
Thank you kindly
Now let us see
What lurks
I see a woman
So plump and brash
This here woman
Is after your cash
Ahhh

I’m racking my brains here

Trying to think of something to say

A bloody wall

Seems to get in the way

Ask me a question

My mind just goes blank

Pen to paper

Paper to bin

Crazy thoughts
Crazy nights
It’s a crazy town
A crazy world
People starving
People living the life
Many struggling to survive
Greed and gluttony
Wars and fights
If only

Our hearts beat fast
As our eyes meet
Our minds drift
Into erotic peaks
We slowly kiss
Our passions
So strong
As we slowly undress
We slowly caress
Our sweet sweat mingles