TEACHER
Teacher
Can you help me with my math
The sums I have
They don’t seem to add
You stupid boy
Look what you’ve done
You’re adding
When you supposed to subtracting
Multiplying when you should be dividing
And dividing when you should be adding
Can’t we get it
Into your thick skull
The signs are there
To help you along
Come and see me
After school
And I will explain to you
The simple rules
Teacher
Why do you act so cross
You’re here to teach me
Not be my boss
Nor put me down when I am lost
The things you’ve said
Has hurt me deep
I try my best not to weep
Listen son your brains gone west
Teacher knows what is best
Now sit your self down boy
And give your cheek a rest
Teacher
To me you’re just a brute
A bully who thinks fear rules
And I have had enough of you
You little cretin
You’re thick as a plank
Teacher rules
Now come here for a spank.
Teacher
You will do me no harm
Your teaching days
Will be no more
I am going to report you
To the board
You’re bulling
To me
Will be no more.
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Great write, marwee!
Mark, back in the day when I was in school, I either befriended my teachers or had them running in teror! If they bullied me, I bullied them back. I backed down to no one.
Took one good spanking from a tight-lipped lady teacher. I'll never forget her - her name was Mrs. Manners. She was quite prim and prooper. And, damn if I didn't want to take her over my knee! Especially after she took me into that cloak room with that damn paddle studded with holes. She made sure to show me that paddle before she used it.
And damn if it didn't hurt!
But bless you, Mrs. Manners...wherever you are...I only wish I'd had the courage to turn that paddle on you that day!
I feel her bullying days are over, Mark, but maybe I should still report her to the board!
LOL
Great write, my friend...enjoyed every word.
Teachers
when i was at school most teachers had a bad rap, but at high school there was a couple, and my poem is based around this teacher who everyone feard. except my self,i attended his class,s and found him funny, called us cretins,throw board duster,
and use to bang his head on the wall and say why me LoL. I think once you new him fear turned to laughter.
m weedon
cute.
cute.