A
Wife is for life
So don’t you forget it
Before you make that vow
Make sure you really mean it
A
Husband is for life
Not a bit on the side
Just like a wife
Always by your side

I am really fed up
With
My so called life
Having a break down
Is not alright
Every which
Way
I turn
A wall hits me
In my face
Everything’s against me
I hate
The human race

Grandad
Grandma
Will you take us
To the park

Grandma
If I sit upon the swing
Will you push me
To and fro
And watch how high
I can go

Grandad
Will you play
Kick the ball

What a day I have had
Sliced my finger tips
While closing the door
Of a boxed van
Held my hand up
In the air
Shock and confusion
Feeling blah
Saw my finger tips
In between the slats

How are you doing
My maiden
So fair
How would you like
To ride
My fine mare
Feel the power
Between your legs
As he gallops from a trot
Into the fields ahead
A powerful mare
I must admit

Clap my hands
And stand tall
Stamp my feet
And bawl
Pull my hair
With a scream
Still can’t make
You see
What a brat
You can be
You call me this
I call you that
You’re stubborn

Chop up lots of
Potatoes
Dice the carrots so
Add peas from the pods
And in the pan they go
Cut up pieces of celery
Slice an onion too
Add a paint of water
And let the veggies stew

To my
Loving
Wife
Who is
Oh
So nice
A special
Birthday love
That lasts
For life
My heart
And soul
For you
To own
And lots
Of love
And
Hugs
For many
Years
To come

Listen
To the patter
Of
Tiny little feet
As he walks
Around the room
Unsteady
Upon his feet
Grabs everything
In sight
That catches
His little blue eyes
Looks around
And
With

I’m counting the days
When we will meet
Our hearts to be one
And complete
My soul friend and lover
No distance too far
Soon to be together
Arm in arm
I look at your photo

Kiss your ruby lips
Caress your honey dew breast
Move my tender fingers
Between your open legs
Your rose bud throbbing intensely
My hard stalk pulsating cherry
Is ready to enter

John O’Graidey
Bully boy
Of our school
Every Monday
To Friday
John O’Graidey
Rules
Get ready
Your dinner money
Or
He will make you
His fool
His little gang
Of
Hangers on

Nudity Rudity

That’s what people think

Rudity Nudity

Prancing around in the pink

Nudity is not Rudity

It is a natural thing

Nudity Nudity

Get in with the swing

What can I do
I have just had some
Bad news
A big announcement
Was made today
Cutting our work force
Redundancy to be made
They blame it on the credit crunch
If that’s ok
Any excuse

Brrrriiiiingggg do do la la da
The alarm wakes me from my sleep
Reach out my hand and press the snooze
For my dream is not complete

Brrrriiiiingggg do do la la de da