A Misanthropist's Grocery List
I need an inoculation of artificial happiness.
--Eh, it’ll probably only hurt for a second—the happiness, not the inoculation.
I need Novocain.
--Go to dentist when done shopping—bring $70.
I need a dose of reality.
--Doctor said to take 7 capsules every hour—call him in the morning.
I need a steel trapezoid to remind myself I’m still alive.
--Head to Hardware Department—ask for X-Acto.
I need an enabler.
--Call Susan and see if she would be up for the task.
I need endorphins. (<- picture a strikeout here)
--Screw it—not possible with X-Acto.
I need a fix.
What’s my vice, you ask?
Life.
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Mariah
Very interesting write here.... as an engineer I can certainly appreciate your X-Acto steel trapezoid. Life has a way of giving us what we ask for. The trick is knowing the right questions .
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The only time I look down on another is when I am bending to help them up.
Thank You. Yes, I am a big
Thank You. Yes, I am a big fan of the X-Acto steel trapezoid. Well, not personally, but I know of a few miscellaneous people who are quite fascinated with them. And yes, we're always trying to figure out which questions to ask so we may receive what we ask for.
By the way, I love your signature. "The only time I look down on another is when I am bending to help them up." Very true.
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unorthodox
This is great! I love how you wrote it.
Unorthodox? Yay! :D
ha, thank you. I love unconventional and unorthodox viewpoints. Makes life fun and interesting. Mostly interesting. Gracias :D
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