I always wanted a man by my side,
but everyone who's been there commited suicide.
At least that's what the authorities thought.
I can't help it.I get so easily bored!
Staying alone for some years of decay,
having nothing but time to slay.
But something dragged me out of this hole
making even my skin crawl.
It was when I heard a scream,I followed it
and I met him.
A creature covered in blood and might.
I ignored the guy bleeding down...
and it was love at first bite!
my boyfriend is a slasher!He loves me so much!
He brings me withered flowers and cooks me dead cats.
It doesn't matter if he's pale and cold,good thing that
he doesn't get old.
My boyfriend is a slasher!He always wears black,sharpens his knifes
and puts on his hat.
His hair is white and his teeth so long.When I kiss him,
he almost cuts my tongue!
When is summer time,we always go away.
Love trips for us two,demise for our prey!
We go to crystal lake when we want to swin
and we hang in elm street when we need to dream!
We eat in vampire restaurants and we don't pay the bill!
If I have him close, life feels like halloween!
He takes me to the best places I have ever been.
Slash and run,kill and flee!
That's a lifestyle for me and he.
"My boyfriend the slasher!"I told my mom.
She called my dad to shot him with a gun.
He got a bit mad,but it was ok.
One thing for sure:
Mom and Dad,you ain't gonna be on our wedding day!