Hello and I have to thank you
for the things you blessed me with.
All these qualities displayed behind
the curtain of grief.

Thank you for my looks,
really I wouldn't expect more.
Neat and clean,I must tell you
I love my chin.
Enough to exit my door,
without being considered a whore.

Thank you for my hands,you really
worked magic there.
and also my hair.
I agree it's fair.

But I believe it's time for me to be sincere,
and I don't hold any grudges you don't have to fear.

Thank you for the fragile heart,still I have to check it
not exercise too hard and try not to brake it.

Thank you for the hangovers,well this is so nice.
Now tell me how can I sleep when my brain cries.

Thank you for all that flab when I was a teen,
gluttony should not be considered a sin.

Do I suffer all these because of the apple?Or was it the snake?
Or was it Eve?
Tell me who'd to blame.

Never mind, I'm kidding.You have done well.
I would be much worse...Oh!Dammit!
For this I'll burn in hell.