Is it wrong to eat your lover?

You thought I wouldn't not notice,the knife you used to sharpen.
Oh,I saw it coming, yes.
Sooner or later it would happen.

have you cleaned the red stains on the rug?
Pity,I was hoping for an engagement ring...

but instead I got a body bag.

You wanted to swallow my heart to make me love you most
even if It wouldn't work,
you would taste me at any cost.

Our love was blue,
I'm your personal dead girl.
I only asked you to be true...

and that was wrong as hell.

You're such a big eater,you sure devoured me
You started with my legs...
I was wondering where the end would be.

You cut the skin around my face,
because you wanted to love what you couldn't see.
Then you fed it to the dogs leaving no proof or trace...

and all you wanted was to set me free.

Too bad,not all men are like you,honey.
they date girls like me
only for sex and money.

But you treated me with respect,
baby,how could I forget
Police won't ever suspect...

how cruel you can possibly get.

My fingers and toes are cold.
I've been shaking for a long time.
You don't have to sorry about the things you told.

I miss you so much.
Our love is blue,
I made a loving lunch

baby,I must tell ...these rats don't bite better than you.

To earn the trust,you must taste your mate
and if she compains
this affection will turn to hate.

And for these lips you have kissed
dangerously,you got too close
a less convetional hunger seized,
with a sharpened object and a rose

gut her quickly,while she's weak
take the skin around the bones
throw away the fat parts,keep the good meat.

But what can we do?it's just another notion
which I must soon get over
there is no love potion so...

Is it wrong to eat your lover?

.

Yes

The answer's yes. Unless...
WELL okay, didn't know you'd just keep on reading. So here's the deal. It's okay in some countries, and you can even get away with it here in the good ole' USA if you're smart about it, in the most dumbist way.
Things like "didn't know it was him," won't cut it.
How about, "it's a religious thing?" That might work.
Or maybe, "I was hungry! damn it!." (the damn it thing is crucial here)
Or just plain, "well, he looked tasty.." "Duuhh."
Nice idea, great concept and overall entertaining write!
Nice meeting you. Hope I'm not on the menu!!!Rolf. (And other edible comments.)

Tom W

Coming soon... "Night of the awakening."

A Married Couple of Cannibals

.....start eating a body, both starting at opposite ends. The husband looks up and says "Hey honey, how ya doing?" his wife says " I'm having a ball." He shouts back at her "Slow down, you're eating to fast."

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