That's quite
easy, my son;
live an unspeakably
horrible existence, and then
die young.
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I grew up in Maine and that was our favorite when telling directions
Gloria
For what I've seen of Maine,
For what I've seen of Maine, there's no locale that deserves to be the butt of such a joke; as far as the fair city of Elmira goes, when it rains there, it makes its own gravy.