If you really want to know
If he's cheating... without a doubt
Just stop to ask your neighbor
They'll tell you his ends and outs.

For one, they are always watching
Watching to see who mess up
Nothing like a good gossip
To them, it's good luck.

They have to pass the day somehow
What better way than your home
I bet they have all the answers
They'll tell you what's going on.

Oh remember... if you ask
Be sure you are ready for the truth
They will certainly spill it all
They probably have the proof.

Is he cheating... yes or no
Is he going behind your back
Is he really devoted to you
Who else does he have in the sack.

Another thing about your neighbor
She may also be the one
The one getting your goods
The reason your work is undone.

If you're lucky, she'll squeel
Can't keep the affair to herself
You may want to cover your eyes
Or pretend that you are deaf.

Either way... ask your neighbor
Be bold, go all the way
Don't stop in the process
And wonder what to say.

Ask and you'll get the answer
But listen closely my dear
Your neighbor definitely has a clue
If he's being sincere.