Shorty, please get a life
This life belongs to me
Your input is not necessary
There's nothing here to see.

Yes, I do lack a man
But that is truly by choice
If I needed some attention
I'm sure I can find some toys.

Yes I have time on my hands
I spend it mostly alone
Better than being in the street
I'm much safer here at home.

Stop trying to hook me up
Sure he might be great
I have other things on my mind
I don't need another headache.

Focus more on your needs
For your man is not all that
Focus more on yourself
Your drama, life, tit for tit.

It's nice you think about me
But I'm your cousin, not your wife
Look out for me from time to time
But, in the meantime, shorty, get a life.