I’m sitting here just waiting
Waiting on the rain to end
Church service may have stopped
But my time here depends.

It depends on the rain
Whether it will let me go
How much time I got left
This, I do not know.

If I chance it and run
My pumps may split in two
My dress may fly upwards
What the embarrassment will do.

Since I’m so endowed up top
Imagine them running away
I might not only slap myself
But stop the traffic this day.

Let’s not mention my hair
And all the naps that may buck
If I do not fall at all
Imagine seeing the incredible hulk.

So my option is simple
I’ll wait and not complain
For patience is said to be a virtue
Especially when caught in the rain.