Number ten of course, is at the beach
Climb the ladder until you reach
Right on top of that lifeguard chair
Get it on if you dare

Be a book worm for number nine
The library aisle would be so fine
Please be quiet, keep it to a whisper
But keep an eye out, for little sister

Number eight at lunch on the patio
With neighbors having lawns to mow
It ups the excitement, it surely does
The hottest sex there ever was

Number seven go ahead and start to mount her
In the men’s room right there on the counter
The thought of this still makes me hot
Screamed so loud, almost got caught

Number six in a field of dreams
In the offing was a football team
If an airplane keeps flying by
Don’t stop what you’re doing, but do wave “hi”

You won’t believe my number five
Above the pool and where you dive
The board is hard and really flat
Fear of falling…oops…”SPLAT”

Number four along a mountain stream
This might seem a bit extreme
Sunny and warm the great outdoors
No one here would say their bored

Number three inside a cave
Dark and spooky just be brave
Go to Prague and find a castle
It just might be quite a hassle

In the bathroom stall on the island ferry
You figured id say “pop her cherry”
Number two is “When this boats rockin’
Please be wary, “Don’t come knockin”

Now its time for number one
This could be a lot of fun
Sit on top of your washing machine
Or better yet… the trampoline!!