Phone Sex~

Hi, it’s me, I thought I’d phone
Are you there and all alone?
I miss you and want you, can’t you see?
Wannna, play a game, with me?
Good, I’m glad, you’re up for it
Once we start, you must commit
Light some candles, grab a glass of red
You might want to lie down on the bed
Move your hips to that jazzy beat
I promise you this will be a treat
So…whatcha wearing? Is it racy?
Anything underneath, that’s sweet and lacy?
What’s that, you say? You took off your blouse?
Yeah, that’s right baby, you’ve got me roused
Play with your nipples, go ahead, give a pinch
Wow, you should see me now, inch by inch
Are you likin this? It’s so hot, it’s fun
Oh man, now I’m getting my pants undone
Slide off your panties, under that skirt
If I were there now, you’d be my dessert…
What’s that you say? You like my voice?
Instruct me baby, it’s so your choice
Your heavy breathing makes me melt
I picture you, and your body’s svelte
Listen baby, I’m going in you deep…
Wait… hold on a second, I’ve got a “beep”….

LMAO

Linda I like this soooooooo funny.A busy days for phones huh? lol.I like yours better.

Gloria

Oh My God!

Linda....Gloria...you 2 are something else! Thanks to both of you for spicing up my day!
Umm...would either of you be interested in a little 3 way calling???

In Your Dreams

Tj darlin in your dreams.lol

Gloria

Ha! Ha!

I was waiting for your response. Oh well...you can't blame a man for trying. LOL

LOL Tj

Good try!...maybe the next poem will be a 3way...
Linda

Hey, baby

You know me...I'll try anything atleast 3 times! lol

Ha ha Gloria

yes a real busy day for phones....LOL

-Jed From Texas-

Y howdy sweet thang!! may I play along?.. Won't u hustle out that thong-tha-thong/ Let's boogie down, like forest turkey.. you'll most enjoy my nice beef-jerky

LOL...

let's all play along.....LOL
sweet Bryce and fun!
Linda

NOOO!!

I was dialing in to the tone of this and then you just cut us off, enjoyed the poem Linda and loved the last line, very funny.
Andrew

LOL andrew...

Andrew...dont feel left out...You can leave me a voice mail if you wish...LOL
thanks andrew, for reading and commenting. i appreciate it.
Linda

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