LEMON CURD

Mmm, lemon curd
You're so absurd
So smooth...
And lemony rich,
I dip my pinky in
And
Take a gooey snitch.
Melt in my mouth
All juicy ripe,
A lick of my tongue
I take a swipe.
You pass
Over my lips
Oh, what a trip
You just seem to float
Ever so softly .....
Right down my throat.
I need you in me
You feel so cool
Every damn night
I cant help it, I drool.
You're tangy
And tart,
A little bit sour
You've got my vote
For "Man of the Hour".
I spread you on scones
I spread you on toast
Not sure where the hell
I'd love you the most.
But since you are here
So full of... zest
Maybe you'd taste lovely
Spread all over my breast!!

Lemony Boobs, I'm For That

Linda,

I would probably have a much deeper appreciation for this piece if I had any earthly idea what the hell lemon curd is.

Your bro,

Pete

LOL, LOL, LOL

pete, im laughing hysterically ...lemony boobs..i dont know why but you crack me up so much.
pete, lemon curd is a delicious tart, soft, thick, spreadable cooked cream that contains eggs, sugar, lemon juice and lemon zest. It has more lemon juice and zest and a more buttery taste than lemon filling. it's awesome on scones or alone....so there you have it, now you know.
thanks for the comment pete.
Linda

Thanks for the info

Linda,

I'd still go for the lemony ta ta's if I had my "whey"! LOL

Big Bro,

Pete

nice

nice

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.