CRAZY DREAMING
By Linda r. o’connell

You should have seen the dream I had
I’m beginning to think that I’ve gone mad
Nothing in it made any sense
I’m getting uptight and awfully tense.

One night I woke up and my dream was so funny
I was drinking a glass of red wine with a bunny
My dreams are so weird and I’m always in awe
What does it mean when a dog wears a bra?

Just wait til you hear my dream from last year
Babe Ruth was attending my yearly pap smear
What is the story with all these dreams?
There is no rhyme or reason, it seems.

How could I possibly talk to a cow?
When out of his mouth I heard a Meow?
Is it me or maybe something I ate?
Should I go to bed early instead of late?

In one dream I was shopping and buying some food
I looked down at my body, I was totally nude
The store owner gave me a bag to cover
And then he asked if I’d be his lover…

I’m getting scared that something is wrong
I dreamt I was with Springsteen singing a song
You should have seen the look I got from Clarence
He lent me his sax for the next appearance.

Please help me understand this crazy phase
All the silly tricks in my mind it plays
I do not want to go to bed anymore
What if I dream about Zsa Zsa Gabor….