hi there people how ya doin
sitting,staring,reading,chillin
i have a tale to write this time
because i like to make things rhyme

i went to the store today,i saw
some brainless dumbass crash his car
came flying in the parking lot
but that policemans car was in the wrong spot

he jumped right out and tried to flee
but tripped and fell and smashed his knee
with one last try to make a run
but the nice policeman ruined the fun

he fought some more,oh yes indeed
trying to toss his bag of weed
but finaily he was under arrest
put the policemans patiance to the test

i bet his girlfreind was quite impressed
she was in the car half undressed
and yes she too,she made a dash
but it ended quickly with a load crash

some old mans basket got in the way
and fully loaded it had no play
it sounded like it really hurt
she went head first and ate the dirt

soon they both were taken away
that was my excitment for the day
well now my rhyme is at an end
i hope a laugh you get my freind!