Drugs and Me
From the twisted mind of lance mcnack

The night life; alcohol, cocaine and pills...vicodin and valiums, ecstasy and xanax. What else? Oh yeah, weed and shrooms. I like shrooms. And acid too. Hallucinogens got me trippin balls. Perhaps I’m a drug addict, or perhaps the drugs are addicted to me. Yeah that’s it. They think about me constantly; 24/7. It’s too late for me. I’m addicted to drugs and the drugs are addicted to me. Problems? What problems? I don’t feel anything at this point. Only when I’m sober; this isn’t often in my world. As this is being written I’m drunk on tequila and high on marijuana. Soft core but it will do for now...I wake up to drugs, and if I sleep, it’s because of drugs...or alcohol. Some say alcohol is a drug, but I beg to differ. If I could have cocaine, valiums, vicodin, weed, shrooms, ecstasy, and xanax, I could do without the alcohol. But, oh well...Anyway, what drug are you on? _______, _______, or ________? You name it, I’ve done it. If you’ve done it, I can name it. If I can name it, I’ll do it. If you can name it, I’ll do it. Meet me in hell. So pleasurable when I’m on the drugs, yet such misery when they’re gone. My dope mans name is *****. Do you know him? He lives in Kansas City, home of the dope show. So, what’s the longest line you’ve ever done? I’ve done a line a foot long. You should’ve seen it. It was the size a tree branch, with no leaves. So obviously I prefer cocaine...ok, you got me. I do. What gave you that impression? Silence is golden on coke, and when I drink coke with coke, I’m coked out. Oh, and I smoke a ton of cigarettes too. I just popped two valiums and I’m smoking a camel light. Well, enough about my drug use, now let’s talk about yours...