6/11/2009 9:52 PM

And once again I’m high and slightly tipsy...just on beer and weed this time though. I got smashed last night and I still feel kinda queasy, but nothing a little cocaine wouldn’t cure. I just made an excuse to snort coke. I’m a trip huh? Damn. Actually, tripping sounds great too. I wish I had some shrooms now. Shrooms and ecstasy mixed together is the shit. Damn. Ecstasy sounds great too. Curt is talking about weed and blowjobs. They
both sound great. The Orlando Magic and the Los Angeles Lakers are playing in the finals. The Lakers are up 2 points with 4:23 left in the third quarter. Pee-wee is making plans to go out with my sister, which is pretty gross actually, but they’re both cool people. She’s a nutcase though so it should be interesting. My girlfriend just laughed at that. She has the hots for Kobe Bryant. Oh, and Lil’ Wayne too. She’s into
niggas now because I’m her first Black guy. Word. Man, I sure would like a line of coke. I’m broke though so it’s not going to happen. Do you like Miller High Life? It’s nasty but I’m drinking it anyway. It’s like drinking water with a hint of soot. I’m also smoking a Camel Light and it’s pretty tasty. I just blew a cloud of cigarette smoke onto the TV screen. Phil Jackson is pissed off. I’m high and I’m out. Peace! Oh, the Lakers won.