Can you believe this
Having just finished the afore-going epistle
Regarding a stint at a University
There's a thunderous knock at the front door.
I open it casually wearing my usual dark glasses
And clutching a white base-ball bat.
Lo and behold, there stood two mammas
Accompanied by two children. They were
Garbed head to foot in black heavy dress
And shod in huge prehensile boots.
'Do you know the name of the Lord.' they said.
No I replied,try the yellow pages in the new telephone
Directory, or get in touch with the 'Beehive'
The seat of the labour government here I believe
There is one particular person there who fits the very Lord
Whose name ye seek. For a moment they were
Quite stunned, words obviously failed them because they
Started to read from a book they carried with.'hear the
Word of the Lord' These were, I understand from the man
Next door ,Jehovah's witnesses, the way to get rid of
Them is to play dumb and write in huge block letters on
A large placard 'I AM AN ATHEIST'
Or 'I AM A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN".
I thought pilgrims, is there a message for me here.?
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