Ate a butterfly at breakfast
two finger method
choked it up
the caterpillars in the toilet
started to swim
THEN
up they jumped
BIT MY FACE!
Gas chambering my brain
for revenge
I smiled
when my heart stopped beating
I was buried with their marks

ONE TIME
a banshee tossed a fairy in the sewer.
a mercy killing
the fairy, posing as mortal
ate too many diet pills and laxatives
argued too much
GBH-ed too many lady drinks
BoW DOWN
Said the banshee
You live in my shit/blood bath

Stop or you might bloat
(I have perfect skin and hair.)
Touch me, I'll make you float!
(aren't I pretty enough!?)
If you eat too many potatoes, you may explode!
(but I'M STARVING!)
I'll kiss you, you'll implode!
(noli me tangere)
Toss your eyes at me, I'll put them in a bowl
(so that you can see me.)( LOOK AT ME!)
I made you ill, now you have my soul.
(But you already did at 'hello.'")
In articulo mortis
(I am not a doctor, but you need a chiropractor.)
See you later'