klonopin's blog

Serial Dater

The sun rises upon BOONES FARM!
Jacquin picks blackberries ever morn
I dated Jacquin once. We flew to Bombay searching for Sapphires.
Jacquin became a bore and bit my thighs too hard

Talking pheromones and a STOLEN WEDDING DRESS.

The MAGICAL TALKING PHEROMONES!'
I shouldn't have given you my plait! Why don't you return it, please?
(I grew it back, but I do wish you'd GIVE ME BACK THE OLD ONE so that I may caress it.)

My Brother

My brother was god once.
Just ask him.
He hopes it doesn't bother you that he was God. (once)
My brother has since been fed massive amounts of thorazine and regularly scheduled haldol injections.

Remembering my vascetomied vagrant

vascetomied vagrant
Vag A BOND-O!
Manic skizzz orders 2 BMWS from Jersey in manic mode!
industrial music and faggot folk.

Mental Illness

I am being interrogated by a small Pakistani man in a black trench coat. (Warlock?)
He is asking me if I am sleeping with an older man from work.
"hmm no"
He asked why I am sad.

The office

Oh, you got a haircut?
Yeah? Isn't it great? Wait, It's not too faggish is it?
No, it's great
Seriously, why won't he tell me what he wants? I'm just going to get him a ken doll.

voicemails, emails & eye surgeries

Hearts

And i sit here
after work.
my futon so stained with food, bodily fluids
pocked with cigarette burns.
i'm drinking
i just got off work.

independence day

The look in my own eyes is starting to frighten me. There is an evil behind them that does not belong to me. I can feel it. Every time I twitch, every vibrating/numb sensation in my legs.

medical encyclopedia

I smell like booze, brews, and bruise.

RETROSPECT: fingers down throat, purging poison

What? YOU WHAT?!
I'm sorry, I do not know the answer.

banished for staring at the sun/ I lost my eyes

THe leprechaun has been banished to the basement
GOD helps US all
creature of divine merriment

DISenchanted only thinks in fragments
throwing darts/puking on the shit-covered toilet

See You Later

Ate a butterfly at breakfast
two finger method
choked it up
the caterpillars in the toilet
started to swim
THEN
up they jumped
BIT MY FACE!
Gas chambering my brain
for revenge
I smiled

Your eye blood is on my favorite jeans

Kicking the unicorn girl
IN THE EYE
purple vermin blood
SPLASHING
on my favorite jeans
purple unicorn girl
was a vampire
nobody believed
SO
I pushedher
upagainstTHEWALL
and......

klonopin on the counter

Remember when we snorted KLONOPIN off the counter
of my kitchen-ette
Etiequitte
YOU SAID
You'd meet me after work
Stab me to death
Throw my body in the
dumpster
AFTER
you raped me
because

How do you remove candle wax from carpet?; I will lose the security depsit

Nobody knows of the demons at the 394. Last night, he shoved me against the wall and grabbed my throat. I butchered myself with my
largest knife. He says he no longer has my key.