Men are NOT dogs.
How dare you call them that!
Dogs are ten times better-
They don't give a fuck if you're ugly or fat.

My dogs like me with no make up on,
They don't care if I wanna smoke weed.
I could kick them in the face if I wanted,
And they'd still have love in their hearts for me.

No, call men anything you want,
But calling them "dogs" really does not fit.
Men are what you step in on the grass,
When your dogs have finished thier kibbles n' bits.