Me Perfect Gift

Forget the stocking stuffers this year
I am expecting 2010 to be a really big year
In the heat of me battles
I feel a surge
A tingle
A thought
A gigantic urge
Something bigger than you and I
Something to help me see
Eye to eye
Toothless
I gander
In the mall
For that sweet little something
That will make me feel tall
A little token
Of all me affections
Something big enough
For me menacing reflections
A tour de force
A really great buy
Not a car
Not a house
Not even a guy
Visions of sugar plums
Dance in me head
As I muse
With delight
For “me” gift
For me jolly Santa’s sled
When what to me wandering eyes
Should appear
But a Tyrannosaurus Rex
Drinking a beer
He’s really quite cute
With his big meaty grin
With a present like this
The world will know
Where we’ve been
Unemployment
Not for this gal
I’ll have a shadow
That is me big pal
Sibling rivalry
Forget that small stuff
With T-Rex around
I won’t need to be tough
No hustle
No bustle
Just a sweet
Cuddly
Something
To turn
Me life around
Me little dinosaur
Dumpling

©Kathy Paysen 2009

Hahahaha

Great spin Kathy , my ex-brother-in-law and I had a kind of rivalry when it came to xmas gifts. He started it off when one year he bought my son a drum set and told me how much fun it will be to hear him banging away early on Saturday and Sunday mornings. Well the next year it was a huge xylophone for his son and so it went, cymbals to boom box's back and forth. Good Lord I don't miss him one bit.

thanks for sharing

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to." W.C. Fields

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~Jurassic Park~

Ron,

I am so glad I could tickle your funny bone. What could be better than a T-Rex for Christmas? I wouldn't have to worry about what to feed him. I am sure he could stimulate our economy. I probably wouldn't even need a car...I could hitch a ride on my gigantic pet.

I wonder what tastes better a Democrat or a Republican?... a Catholic or a Jew?... a female or a male?... hmmm...a diverse menu.

This could be the answer I have been looking for. With a T-Rex by my side, I could change the way the world governments work.

Do you have any idea where Jurassic Park is? I think it is in Hawaii.

Aloha!

Kathy :)

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