A Horny Moose
Jessica, the cow,
Was wooed by a horny moose
While a crowd looked on.
Jessica was not impressed,
And the moose left, quite depressed.
© 2008 Joyce Greene (All rights reserved)
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Beware, horny depressed moose at large
Nothing less than a smile, for your moose on the loose
a true story - captured world interest!!
thanks for your comment. In a Vermont cow field a moose courted a cow named Jessica for quite a while (I can't remember exactly how long). The press had a field day! Everyone loved it, and I will never forget it. Glad you liked my poem.
joyce
Joyce...
I just love this! Great work! :.)
thanks, Debs
Thank you for your nice thoughts. As you know, I love reading your poems. I appreciate your taking the time to read mine!!
joyce
Joyce
this was very cute. and you got to witness it on your vacation!LOL
nice write again
Linda
thanks, Linda
Actually this happened a number of years ago. But being in Vermont brought it to mind again. There is a book called "A Moose for Jessica" - a pictorial history of the courtship of Jessica. We have the book, and it is great!
Thanks for your comment and taking the time to read my poem.
joyce
last line shines
Tonight you are the mistress of the last line. This is a great one and it makes the poem.
thanks, ms
This poem gave me a lot of pleasure in writing. It just seemed to create itself. The situation is so funny in and of itself! I worried about that poor moose. Thanks for reading and commenting!
joyce
great poem Joyce
I loved this one poor Moose,
there`s a lot to be said for privacy lol hugs from Willow
how true!
if he'd just found a she moose to love he wouldn't have had to worry about that! Of course, he wouldn't be famous either, lol. Thanks for your nice comment, willow.
joyce
I think I've got
Joyce,
Jessica must have decided that this big fellow was far too "horny" for her. If the size of the antlers were an indication, she wanted no part.
Pete
lol, Pete...
That was probably a big part of it!! lol Now you've got me going, too. Thanks for your nice comment (perceptive anyways! lol)
joyce