Wow, look at you,
You take the word hot
To a whole new level....
Now if I was alone with you
I'd soon show you the meaning of devil.
You are a serious hunk
And I'm not just saying that
Because I'm a weeny bit drunk,
Omigod, look at your tight bum,
Come home with me and I'll show you some real fun....
You are sooooo fit,
I'd better shove on some lippy quick,
You're just pure muscle
I wonder how energetic you'd be with me
In a game of rustle and tussle?
Look at your chest
Practically bursting out of your shirt,
I wonder if I've got a needle and thread anywhere
To shorten the length of my skirt?
I bet you've got a six pack
Underneath that crisp top,
Come a little closer and I'll massage your back
I'm warning you now, once I've started
You won't want me to stop....
Look at your arms
Jesus Christ, the size of those guns,
I wonder if you taste as good as you look?
The answer: definitely yum!
You're all over brawn
These feelings I'm having
It's like being reborn....
Look at the bulk behind your jeans
In the area of your crotch,
You've no idea how much I want to
Bite, lick and touch.
If that's not a weapon of mass destruction
Then I don't know what is,
I wonder if you're up for some subtle seduction...
Those lips I've just got to kiss.
You put the fizz into physical,
The hands into handsome,
You can tie me up any time
And hold me for ransom.
Now I know the true meaning
Of eyes out on stalks,
Walk this way a little more
And I'll have you caught.
I'll wrap my arms around your waist,
Push you against the wall,
Squeeze you
And tease you,
Like you've never been played with before,
I'll have you begging for mercy
And crying out for more,
I'll give you sensations
Full on and raw,
I'll thrust my legs into your hips
Caress your thighs with my fingertips,
Revel in the groans you deliver,
I want a whole chunk of you, not just a sliver,
I'll.....
No, no way!
This has got to be a joke!
I don't believe it!
I haven't even finished fantasising
And then you suddenly go and snog another bloke,
Your tongues down each other's throats!
Omigod, it can't be true,
To think I was sucked in by you,
I still can't believe it to this day
My mind still flashes “No way!”
That a man as gorgeous as you
Turns out to be gay!