What do I want
When I think of Mr Right?
Well he has to be strong, single
Willing to feed me ice cream in bed every night,
Romantic and funny
Taller than me, six foot plus,
Good-looking with at least some money
Has to make me go
“He is eye-boggling stuff!”
Sexy of course
That's a 100% must,
Maybe was a stripper in a past life
Definitely, absolutely, no strings of kids or a mad wife,
Makes me feel like I want him, need him
Going so crazy I don't know whether it's love or lust.
Athletic, super fit and smart
Sweet in every way,
Needs to hold the key to my heart
Knows how to have fun in more areas than “fore” play,
Cute as hell, sensitive
So much so he gets jealous and acts like a div,
But still has that way of looking at you
That you realise he's just being protective.
So smooth-talking he could charm the birds from the trees
Doesn't disappear when times are hard,
He stays there for you and believes
Is an ace out of all those cards,
More electrifying than the devil himself
Yet as warm and gooey as hot chocolate on the inside,
Can speak without opening his soft velvety lips
And does it all with his beautiful eyes.
Clever, kind
Is almost able to read my mind,
Ooh, I know love is blind
But I hope Mr Right I can find....
Generous, sincere
Can whisper to me, stop the tears
Comforts me when I feel fear
Stays together with me year after year,
Gives me kisses which take my breath away
Has a six-pack like no other,
Knows all the positions
Standing, sitting
Is the perfect all round passionate lover.
I could go on all day
Adding more and more,
But come on guys, I don't ask for much!
And now I bet you reply with a sarcastic
Sure!