These babies are something else
So completely out of this world,
A pair of raunchy, red shoes
Is on the top of the list for a night out with the girls!
A quick flash of these heels
And you jump the queue into a club,
Say sweetly into the ear of a bouncer “It's your choice, you choose
You can have me all you want, with or without the shoes....”
Strike a pose in these wonders
Though I tell you it's an effort controlling now all 6 foot of me,
I get every head turning
My little red shoes all they see.
It's like trying to navigate round spaghetti junction
Getting the straps and buckles all done,
But OMIGOD once they are
You can have some fun!
Flirt with any chap
Hideous or a hunk,
Gay, straight, sober
Or out of it, blind drunk.
Ooh, I'm not normally tarty
But what a feeling you get!
Whispering in all the bloke's ears
“I'll give you a night you won't forget...
I'll open your doors
Squirt you with cream,
(Seductively squeezing the bulk of expansion behind their jeans)
You won't have had anything like me before
Even in your wildest dreams,”
Then before they can turn into a slobbering octopus
Within the blink of an eye
I flutter my (false pink) eyelashes at them
And say “Only joking matey!”
Then go off and chat up another guy.
Oh yes, it's so much fun
Sauntering round, murmuring words,
Sliding hands down sleek, cute bums
With fingers up taut, tight chests
Then I ease off again, haha I've left!
Stroking, rubbing
Fit fit thighs,
Flirty, dirty
I love to surprise,
“Come here, I promise to play nice
I only nibble, sometimes bite,
But I'm pretty sure you I can entice...”
Oh I love being a tease
As each time me you gorgeous but gullible guys still believe,
“Do you like it hard
I'll fill you to the core,
Hot, horny, raw
Oh yes I'm crazy baby
I'll have you pleading for more
But if you want me then you have to say more than please...”
As I sneak off and haha leave!
All with a wiggle of my hips
And a giggle exploding from my lips,
I know the power of my footwear I might slightly abuse
But seriously, you have to agree
That every girl needs a pair of red shoes!