The pen is my paint brush and I can paint the most beautiful and most despicable piece of art work you’ve ever seen.

I can paint pictures that that will make the world look mean.

I can paint pictures that are more than they seem.

I can paint pictures that will open your eyes.

I can paint pictures filled with lies.

I can paint pictures that will be published in a book.

I can paint pictures that will make you wish you never looked.

I can paint pictures with the most elegant features and the most detailed creatures.

I can paint your worst fears and bring you to tears.

I can paint your dreams and make them feel real.

I can inspire people to break the law.

I can bring the world to its knees in awe.

I bet you think this is pretty far-fetched?

But what can I say?

I’m an artist.