Hormones, hormones
Are from hell
Hormones, hormones
Ring my bell

Robbing me
Of my sweet peace
Pull my hair
I want to screech

PMS
Those days are gone
Menopause
Sits on the throne

Will we live
Through all this mess
Being female
Is such stress

Will we have
To wait so long
Find the grave
To sing that song

Steady on
No ups and downs
No more hormones
In the ground

copyright Jean Chamblee 2009