Don’t marry a girl with a career,
If companionship is what you seek.
Your marriage’ll be by text and phone
you’ll only see her once a week.

Don’t marry a girl who owns a horse,
no matter how much grace she’s blessed.
The stables will be her first home,
you’ll always come out second best.

Don’t marry a girl who knows her mind,
if it’s the pants you want to wear.
She’ll outsmart you at every turn,
you’re just a man, you’ve not a prayer.

For these girls will not cook your meals
And none will iron your shirts.
If that’s what you want from a marriage,
be careful with whom you flirt.