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SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
Ron Kinard (c) 2009

here we go again
another day of SPAM
another poet stuck on
CRAM, CRAM, CRAM

repetitive phrasing
the spelling's atrocious
I'm falling asleep
almost comatosis

when will they learn
some wisdom and manners
they need their own blogs
and throw up some banners

a HUGE sign, I AM HERE
TO HELL WITH YOU ALL
I AM POSTING MY SHIT
I AM HAVING A BALL

boring insanity
drivel on a plate
oh God, I overslept
all my poems are late

I've got to catch up
posting ten at a time
I should read Dr. Seuss
at least he can rhyme

maybe, if I lock it up
so no one else can post
I'll out do myself
I'll put out the most

I'll hire me some monkeys
a chipanzee, or two
I'll take over this blog
before I am through

I'll post all my scribblings
I'll write it in chalk
everyone will take notice
oh man, will they talk

I'll be a big hero
because of all my SPAM
I'll be laughing all day
cause I don't give a damn

let me get back to it
I'm running way behind
my post is most important
I'm not being very kind

I want to overwhelm you
and bore you all to tears
I'm stuck here in my closet
I'm releasing all my fears

I want all your sympathy
I want your kind word
if you believe this silly poem
you are being so absurd

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
CRAM, CRAM CRAM CRAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM

*"whenever in doubt, dream...inspiration will happen when you least expect it.." r/k 2-2009
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