A southern belle's got it made
'Sides the chiggers, fleas, and skeeters
There's sweet tea and lemonade
Chicken wings and fried green 'maters

Grab a horse or better yet
A four-wheel drive, mud-ridin truck
The real big kind that don't get stuck

"Ya'll have a good one" and "Git 'er done"
Betsy got mad and made'er run
A pocket full of change and a tank full'o gas
Let's high tail it oughtta here real cotton-pickin' fast

Drinkin' on Saturdays, Church on Sundays
Pastor done gone and married Mrs. Cornways
All the bitties on the front pew lookin' like they prayin'
AWW, too bad they ain't 'cause then I'd see 'em in heaven