Somedays he walks right out the door,
riding people's nerves before sunrise.
Explicit chanting, drunken ranting.
Here comes the police, oh what a surprise.

So God forbid
all this simple $#!+.
Can't he do one thing right?
Making social security numbers out of drug ratings,
his future ain't looking bright.

Leading riots from mental institutes,
wreaking havoc with a simple excuse.
Stating "We're the mentally ill kids.
Bother us and we'll use lawsuits."

Speeding across interstates,
making high-speed record time.
His excuse to the police officer,
"I thought the speed limit were those badge-shaped signs."

So God forbid
all this simple $#!+.
Can't he do one thing right?
Making retards look like geniuses,
it's better that he stay out of sight.

Drinking booze and smoking mary jane,
there goes that low IQ.
No wonder his wife, "Mary Joe-ane",
left him and made off with the booze.

When it came to court with his divorce,
he made a Jerry Springer out of the case.
He stated he had an affair with the judge's wife,
so the judge ridded of that drugee without any haste.

So God forbid
all this simple $#!+.
Can't he do one thing right?
Please try and lay those retarded ways
to rest and call it a night.