Proud owner of a Tempurpedic
I sleep on a dead mans mattress,
and try to forget that.
Sometimes there’s an odd odor in my room
and I convince myself
that there is a rotting bird in my stove.
But, how does that bird’s odor
make it all the way up to my bedroom?
I poured scalding water from the kettle
onto those stains, until they were gone.
I got a really good deal.
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NO!!!!
I don't buy used mattresses for this very reason. What if someone died on it? Or committed a sex act that is too vile for description? Nah, I only buy new mattresses or sleep on a hammock or wear suction-cup boots so I can hang upside down from the ceiling and sleep like a bat.
No sex acts on this one
I'm pretty sure this guy was long past being able to violate the mattress like that... but I'm also pretty sure he died on it. No worries though.. I smudged it with sage and I've gotten used to the smell now! ;-)
~Geo