Don't get irate by all those roadworks
For even they have quirks and perks
Don't be afraid to turn off that Sat Nav
Might just stop you from getting where you could have
Sometimes turn left, just because
When you do give yourself applause
Read signs allowed, shout if you can
Oh look there goes Romford, next Japan!
Fear not if turns are strewn with gravel
Just that brickly yellow that will soon unravel
Always bring a diary, in your head if you must
On every road you'll find maybe a little gold dust
From journeys past is knowledge gained
So cheer to journeys new until wisdom attained