I answerd the phone on the second ring
Little did I know what the call would bring
The greeting was "What are you wearing"
I whispered,so he wasn't hearing
My thought was he has this comming
As i send his libido humming
As I explained I wasn't wearing a stitch
And what he should do to scratch my itch
An obscene phone call,oh what fun
I'm just getting started,far from done
I went to my knees but not to pray
I think this is his lucky day
Still on my knees my mouth in place
Damn I'd like to see his face
Listen I hear him breathing hard
Maybe I should send him a calling card
Just then I heard him moan and shout
Thinking this was what the call was about
I said a fond fairwell to end the call
But he wasn't quite done at all
He forgot the number he had dialed
He wanted to call again,I just smiled