Computer sites just baffle this country gals mind
You wouldn't believe some of the things i find
There's a site they actually sell sex machines
When I saw how it works,I about wet my jeans
Now the one called the delux model caught my eye
But the price tag reading $5000 made me cry
The one for $800 a monkeyrocker they called it
I couldn't see myself going there to sit
So I clicked the keys other sites to find
Dazzeled by the brillence of my mind
Do you know there is a site of just sex toys
I stopped and looked awhile,I may give up boys
Then came homemade toys you can make
Wondering how much more i could take
Yikes,it seems even veggies have a whole new use
Wonder can my garden sue for veggie abuse
So much for that I deside to read a story
Knew I'd max my card on toys and I'd be sorry
The story said erotic but I read on
I was thinking porn but I was to far gone
Boy what they did never getting near the bed
they had sex everyway but standing on their head
I finished reading,glad I didn't go to sex toys after
I clicked off the computer with a sigh and laughter