It started with the last supper,it would have been fine
I wouldn't have danced on the table if i hadn't drank the wine

You remember the Mayflower.well i was on that ship
i just knew i never have a better chance to skinny dip

Maybe if Grant and Lee hadn't drawn for me on a straw
We might have avoided the whole Civil War

Now Custer last stand was suppose to be fun
wow all them men around,nobody told me to bring a gun

And the truth about when the titanic went down
Captain didn't see the ice burg he was helping me out of my gown

The great depression wouldn't have happened you see
I just had to go shopping you can blame it all on me

If I hadn't been to busy playing to learn to use the bow
we might not of lost at the alamo

So from these few events you have come to see
Trouble could have been averted,blame it all on me