on monday i saw you

on tuesday i knew

that when wedneday came round

i'd be in love with you .
.

on thursday i found you

naked in my bath

when i dropped my trousers

my how you did laugh .
.

on friday i decided

a willy extension i need

i've booked the operation

oh how i hope it succeeds .
.

on saturday we try out

my new foot long tool

it was good hearing you cry out

and all those orgasm's were cool.
.

on sunday i'm shattered

because of yesterdays big hit

but you are so demanding

and i send you into orbit .
.

in january its freezing

so we stay in bed

in february i'm wheezing

from all you offered .
.

in march i am thinking

of visiting the doc once again

but you promise viagra

will help ease the pain .
.

in april i realise

what a fool i have been

my willy's the throne

and you are my queen .
.

in may you are dancing

around my rigid pole

in june you're romancing

and play your fantasy role .
.

in july i need a holiday

my body needs rest

but you can't keep your hands still

until i meet your request.
.

in august i'm planning

a week on my own

you don't give me time for eating

and i'm all skin and bone .
.

in september my member

becomes my flexible friend

but the relief is so brief

because your skill has no end.
.

in october i'm dreaming

of chopping it off

but you pretend your the doctor

and i am to cough .
.

in november i'm flagging

i can't take much more

but i live with a nympho shopaholic

and i am the store .
.

in december my member

in plastic is cast

i give it to you for christmas

oh thank goodness , relief at last