There is a cat
named Hobie Cat
quite slim, not fat
who likes to chat
of this and that,
but mostly that.

Brings home a bat
sometimes a rat
to place upon
the welcome mat.

Quite proud of that
expects a pat
without that pat
not tit for tat
but screechy spat
is where its at.

No doubt this cat
named Hobiecat
is not a cat,
but just a brat..
and, "That," says Cat
"Is truely that."