The worst person in the world
Has packed up and on his way
What else can you say?
At the bottom of your heart
You wished he'd stay
For hateful criticism is your only stock in trade...

There's a new man in town
I heard he walks on water
Performing miracles at the drop of his hat
You're dying to sneeze
So you'll hear him reply
God bless you son
This fawning of a free pass
Is simply nauseating
Objectivity is beneath you
How will you react
When he inevitably screws up?
Will you blame it on the Boogy Man
Who thrives in the shadowy world
Cooking recipes of conspiratorial delights?
Will you throw away the kid gloves
And assess him fairly and honestly?
Last time, I checked he was a human being
Not the second coming...

You can pretend to be humble
And show compassion for the ones
Who live hand to mouth
The victims of the evil predecessor
You can show off intellectual wit
At the never ending cocktail parties
Massaging your ego in hopes
That someone, anyone will give you a piece
Whether its money or fame, you
Sure lost a foothold in reality believing
The new guy is the savior
He'll wipe away all their sins
And allow you to keep perpetrating
Funny how you think he's God
When you believe spirituality
Is a con job foisted upon
Mere mortal fools like us...

You'll soon discover
That the beast doesn't discriminate
And you'll be wiping the egg off your face
Live from coast to coast
As only a good trained seal so called entertainer can do
I'll nominate you as the worst person in the world
Will you do the same?
What a stupid question
Of course...you will...

P- Jan 18, 2009.