The porn star’s greatest fear
Is not her lack of artistry
It’s more to do with falling fruit
And Newton’s law of gravity

The politician’s fear is lack of wit
When answers won’t come to mind
And the electorate labels him a twit
And kicks his sorry behind

The rich mans fear is because
He cannot hold on to his gains
Accumulated without pause
Is not buried with his remains

My mind is playing tricks
That dreaded writer’s block
Has reduced me to limericks
And handing out such crock

Dolan Fernandes
2008