I ain’t ready to listen to you
And your high faultin’ views,
I know exactly what I will do
And that’s to watch Fox News

This geezer is hard of hearing
And their audio is real loud
And the recurring colors they use
Makes red, white and blue proud

And that sassy, political lassie
They show in programs each day
Making speeches and what not
Is an old man’s peach, I do say

And their anchors are all sure
Not broken or in need of repair
Chant those refrain lines so pure
Thoughtful, balanced and fair

I know I haven’t learnt much
With only one channel on TV
But I’m not educated and such
And that’s the best that I can be

Newspapers I say are for the elite
Who can read and afford to pay
But Fox News is my delight
My waking hours each day!

Dolan Fernandes
2008