You can call me Scrooge
Tell me I’ve got it wrong
I’m very well aware
With this crowd I don’t belong

I won’t be buying gifts
Wrapped in gaudy fake
Money spent in busy shops
Does not a Christmas make

All the money saved
Not wasted on useless tat
I’ll give to those who need it
What do you think of that?

So call me what you will
Shout it out loud
I’ve never thought like you
And for this I feel so proud