Could you just imagine
the lack of imagination
If men had to buy all the presents
And pretty Em' all up with decorations

What would it be like
For men to bake the cookies
Or to buy and send cards
To all the friends and families

To think of men buying the food
Much less doing the cooking 'grind'
Men in aprons? "you gotta’ be kiddin' dude!"
That picture absolutely boggles the mind

It's impossible to describe men helping,
on the holidays, in any way except as lame
They seem to contribute in the best way byyyy…
Stayin out of women’s way…by watchin the game

Sittin’ on their butts and soakin’ up beer
Are men’s natural inclinations and ways
And it’s readily apparent and abundantly clear…
That it’s women that give meaning to the holidays!

Do I hear a muttered "thank you," from the men
Do I hear an "Amen" from the ladies?
Well you women deserve to hear it again and again...
cause it's women that give meaning to the holidays