Explains the twinkle in his eyes

Santa’s lookin for
hookers…flyin’ all over,
yellin’ “Ho Ho Ho”

naughty and funny

This one could give you some trouble with the big guy.
Very clever. Made me laugh.
raskin

Laughin' at it...

David o Whalen is just as naughty as writing it, so I think we're both (all three countin' Tom) in deep doo-doo with Santa this year!

Santa and the pirates!

Well spotted David!
I think those grinning pirates of yesteryear were also at it you know!
They were forever singing songs ending with. yo ho. yo ho, yo ho!

Keep up the good work,

Tom

I bet ...

David o Whalen it took you longer to write the comment than it did to read this, right Tom! I think it's a toss-up between you and raskin for appreciating the naughtier poets on this site! Thanks for checking me out Tom Appreciate ya!

David O. Whalen -- Racist Poem

David,

I find your poem racist and offensive. If Santa were white, wouldn't he be yelling whore, whore, whore? Or am I to assume you are implying that Santa is making fun of black people by his use of offensive, stereotypical words, hoping to land a prostitute for his own Christmas gratification. Or is your image one of a black Santa Clause who is going around yelling 'ho', 'ho', 'ho' because he is looking for 'ho's, as we all know only a black man would do, even on Christmas Eve. I find your use of stereotypical words to make fun of black people offensive.

I'm sure this humor at the expense of black people will generate many hits for your blog. Congratulations!

You might find it more of a poetic challenge to make fun at your own expense. I see you are loathe to use words like darn and heck, but you seem to have no compunction about offending an entire race of people.

I flagged this distasteful poem.

raggindragon

Sorry to have offended you Rag...

David o Whalen but if my words were truly racist (which they most certainly are not) then I have slandered, and made fun of my self and my beloved hillbilly relatives (I'm a Kentuckian) many of whom pronounce the "or" sound as "o" This pronunciation is indigenous and quite common to many people in the southern parts of our country and this so-called offensive language is a precious and charming part of our American vernacular and I will unabashedly continue to use regional as well as racial language in my writing. James lee Burke in his best selling novels honestly and openly uses regional dialect and patois in his novels as do many others. To give racial overtones to words implies often a suppressed and maybe unconscious racism in one's self. I'm sure that's not the case with you. Were I truly racist I could have made it obvious long before now. My own family has become inter-racial and the conversations we have would probably freak you out in their interplay of what to you might seem "racist". At any rate, the many people (and my relatives) in my part of the country would be highly offended by those who find their (and my own) language as "stereotypical and offensive" as you describe this so-called racist word. Methinks your feelings and intentions were well meant, while at the same time were stereotypical and offensive to me, my kin, and many others. There's an old saying that contains the words "He that protests too much." Being color blind and non-judgmental I think this is much ado about nothing. And finally, just because I use proper language in my writing, are you going to stereotype and assume me to be a white person? I should be insulted by your offensive and racially implied innuendo, but, I"m not, and I know that you had the best intentions and after a little thought (and less impulsiveness) You might reconsider to have rushed so quickly to judgement. No one else did! And I could care less about hits, as I write only for myself, as a hobby, to pass time and secondly to share my thoughts and feelings with other poets. Again Rag, I'm truly sorry to have offended you and I respect your feelings, but the fact is I simply don't see, feel allow, or hear (or suffer) racism in my life (My wife is mixed race, White and Cherokee). I give you my sympathy, but you'll hear no apology in regard to racism where none exists. (except in the eye of the beholder). Take a note from Raz and Tom and lighten up! Merry Christmas Rag, I appreciated your point of view and hope we can agree to disagree amicably in the future. I loved that you flagged me (really!). It's kinda like a badge of honor, but might regrettably and inadvertently cause more hits due to people's curiosity!! I also find your comment "As we all know a black man would do" curious indeed! We??... Pregnant are you?

Thin Line

David,

I am overly sensitive to the use, misuse, interpretation and misinterpretation of words, which is why I dare to call myself a poet. I've been on both ends of the mean word cannon. I pride myself on my use of humor in my poetry, but I try to avoid ethnic humor and playing to stereotypes.

At work, my group got called down for misuse of gender language in the workplace. I was not involved in the incident, but I was in that group. I had to listen to the company lawyer lecture us all on "gender neutral language".

I do not find the mere use of even the dirtiest word to be obscene. But ethnic slurs and stereotyping are obscene. Local dialect notwithstanding, I had believed that you rubbed close to that boundary, a thin line easily crossed unawares. For some reason I felt a need to react. But I have read enough of your work to know you are not a racist.

For the record, I too am from an ethnic family, and interracial.

I have never before flagged anyone and may never again. I guess your haiku gave me the opportunity to do it once. Maybe you're right -- I need to get a life.

As to my use of the word "we", my wife says, "Do you have a mouse in your pocket?"

Ho! Ho! Ho!

raggindragon

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