"I love you,
I need you,
I want you!"

he said this
with a kiss
and firmly insists,

"You're my fuel,
you make me drool.
Please, don't be cruel!"

But to let you in
would be a sin
to my tough skin.

"You think you're cool?
I'd be a fool
to believe you!"

is what I said
standing by the bed
before I fled.

"Baby please do go!
I am a pro
at the pre show!"

was his reply
to my sigh
as I said "Bye!"

He chased after me
pants 'round his knees
beggin' "Baby please!!!"

I just laughed and said
"You're a pig head,
enjoy your hand instead!"