Where oh where have they gone?
Where oh where have my buddies gone?
They seem to have left this form everyone-
everyone except for one.

Where oh where have my buddies gone?
Why oh why have they all gone?
They seem to have deserted everyone-
all of them except for one.

Why oh why have they all gone?
Is there another place where they have gone?
A better place than this for each one-
all of them except for one.

Is there another place where they have gone?
A better form where they might have gone?
A better form than this must be wrong-
there is none better no not one.