I love you dear
Oh please come near
You’re every thing to me
And as you pass the kitchen
Can you bring a cup of tea

You fill me up my only love
You are my very life
And toast is good and margarine
I’ll need the butter knife

Your beauty too, your big green eyes
Gold hair, cute bum and legs
And while you're at it darling
Could you make the man some eggs

I love you too you darling man
You’re strong and bold as brass
But if you want some breakfast
You'd best get off your arse

Clemo